Forget the Same Stale Venues
When you got engaged, did you want everything planned yesterday? Did you jump on The Knot and The Wedding Wire, making lists just so you could check things off?
Or are you a type “B” personality? Did you push everything off until the last minute, hoping you can pull it together in time?
Sure, you want to look beautiful. You want everything to go off without a hitch. And you want your guests to have an incredible time and remember your wedding for decades to come.
Unfortunately, each time you pull out your keyboard to plan that elusive perfect wedding, you run into the same problems: The same bad food. The same stale venue. The same dull ceremony.
But it doesn’t have to be that way.
You can have a wedding at which your prim-and-proper aunt shakes her booty well past midnight. You can have photos which capture you and your husband saying your vows overlooking the bay, framed by the Golden Gate Bridge in the background.
Whether you want a kick-ass, wild-card wedding, or a Pinterest-perfect ceremony, you can have it all. You’re only missing is a few ingredients, namely a luxury yacht and a hundred of your favorite people.
The Cure for Bored Wedding Guests
Won’t it be gratifying to have your guests begging you for more time? For them to be so caught up in the delectable food and electrifying dance that they fight to stay onboard when your private yacht pulls up to the dock? Because that’s what you’ll get with your Empress Events wedding cruise.
Here’s why guests won’t want to leave:
90-Foot Luxury Yacht
Space for You and 150 of Your VIP Guests
3 Floors of Spacious Dining
Fine Cuisine (Including Your Own Private Chef)
2 Bars Filled with Top-Shelf Liquor
Hardwood Dance Floor
State-of-the-Art Sound System (Includes San Francisco’s Best DJ)
4 High Resolution Flat Screen TVs
Satellite TV Subscription and DVD Player
One Size Doesn’t Fit All (Especially in Wedding Dresses)
You remember the safety bars on theme park rides? The ones that either crush your chest flatter than your last mammogram or punch you in the stomach so hard you vomit? Yeah, those safety bars. Well, they were made with a one-size-fits-all approach.
Guess what? That approach doesn’t work too well for weddings either, no matter how much the competition would like to convince you otherwise.
Memorable weddings are unique. It could be your atypical ceremony or unusual location that make your wedding stand out. Or perhaps your mouth watering Cajun entrees were so good they chiseled the experience into your guests’ memories for generations to come.
But something must set it apart. Empress Events has played host to literally hundreds of weddings. Each was a once-in-a-lifetime event. They know all about creating your special something. They thrive on your unusual themes, varied budgets, and endless special requests.
The Truth About Wedding Cuisine
Are you a foodie, or do you have any on your guest list? If so, brace yourself for some illuminating news. Ready? Here it goes—the food at weddings is dreadful. It’s bland, dry, and sits under a heat lamp for an hour before it finds its way to your greasy plate.
Want to hear another secret?
It doesn’t have to be that way. You can have five-star cuisine whipped up by your own personal chef, all while you’re saying your vows. That’s the Empress way.
Would You Like a Genie in a Bottle?
You don’t have to be Bridezilla. Even if you’re used to obsessing over EVERY. LITTLE. DETAIL. You just need one simple thing. Get ahold of it and your OCD will thank you. Promise.
What is it? What’s the secret to easing your wedding panic? Why it’s Deborah, of course.
She’s the event coordinator at Empress Events. She’s also been called the “built-in wedding planner.” She’s kind of like Olivia Pope—the political fixer in Scandal—but for weddings. She knows all the little ins and outs and has the vendor connections you’re looking for.
If you want things to go off without a hitch, you don’t need to make a million little things to go right. You just need Deborah.
Where Do You Go from Here?
You can play it safe and pick the same wedding venue your parents chose. And grandparents chose. And great grandparents chose. Going back, ad nauseum, till the beginning of time. Everyone’s done it, so it will undoubtedly be enjoyable.
Or you can try something new. Something your family and friends have never experienced before. Something that’ll leave them laughing. And crying. And laughing about crying for years to come.
Don’t worry, you don’t have to make that decision right now. Just contact us and someone from Empress will get back to you right away. Then, you can ask questions and find out whether a wedding cruise is right for you.